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The collarHelpGet one · $29
One collar · four sizes · zero nonsense
The collar everyone's been talking about.
Webbing rated for a sled team, hardware that laughs at the lake, and a buckle you can work one-handed while holding coffee. $29, forever guarantee.
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★★★★★
4.9 from 2,412 humans
Very happy beagle in the collar
Biscuit, size M, unpaid promoter
Indestructible-ish
Chewed, dragged, buried twice. The webbing outlasted the fence, the frisbee and one couch.
Machine washable
Cold cycle, air dry, looks new. The smell of lake? Gone. The memories? The dog keeps those.
Reflective at night
A stitched-in strip that catches headlights from 90 meters. Midnight zoomies, now visible.
Guaranteed forever
If it breaks, we replace it. No receipt, no forms, one photo of the crime scene.
Retriever charging out of the lake
field test, week 3: survived the lake
The reviews are in.
2,412 and counting
★★★★★
“Survived the lake, the beach and a seagull-related incident we don't discuss.”
Waffle, verified goodest · via Sam O.
★★★★★
“The one-handed buckle is real. I have a toddler, a latte and this dog. It works.”
Bruno, verified goodest · via Priya K.
★★★★★
“He's been wearing it for a year. It looks better than my own belt. Upsetting, honestly.”
Miso, verified goodest · via Jon T.
Every good dog deserves it.
And every dog is a good dog, so that settles that.
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One collar, done properly. Made in small batches in Porto.
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